Of Lup Sup And Chinois

This is my first post
This is going to be a funny blog
This is also going to be very informative

Friday was Boon's birthday (not like anyone cared) , coincidentally we were going out for the night. Boy's fucking night out indeed . We decided to go to Club Chinois since we couldnt really think of anywhere else to go , jj's mom got us 2 tables and we thoroughly fucking enjoyed the experience.
First it was the fucking chairs , knnccb the chairs were like meant for a fucking treebeard la .
Next was the DE NAO waiter , the idiot fucking was so amused by us la . Knn he's never seen polite boys before is it , he kept laughing and smiling cause we were the only decent cbs in the place to actually say " can we PLEASE have another menu ? " . There were eight of us and eight chairs . Just as we were about to eat , fucking boon calls and says hes here already ( he was supposed to only come at like 9 to drink with us ) , the fucker was like , eh i is here liao . And we're like wtf , how now , this kind of place where can pull chair . Fucking hell , boon actually asked the guy to pull a chair for him , sibei paiseh sia ..

Marcus me jj and duane were at one table , fucking hell la , we ate like fucking pigs , i spent 70 bucks on myself alone ..
At the other table was herman , hoho , jon , constans and boon hahaha . budget table sia
fucking herman was damn toolan cause they didnt give his table any free complimentary octopussy appetizer hahahaahahhahaha

after dinner herman's table proceeded to fucking mcdonalds hahahahahaa lmfao .
then when were there , we were wondering what to do , we couldnt go into the bar we had planned to , Chico's . Apparently on that fucking night the fucking Finnish bastards of Singapore decided to have their get together . We walked in and we were like , wtf , why so crowded and why all angmoh .Then we told one of the waitresses , " can we have a table for 8 " and she was like .. " SIRS YOU CANT BE IN HERE ITS A PRIVATE PARTY I'M SORRY YOU NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW "
OK LA KNN , not our fault you leave all the fucking doors open and paste one tiny-print-from-computer sign on one door all the way at the back.

Anyway back at Mcdonalds , we began talking about Rockson ( hahahah that fucker is damn funny sia ) , and then immediately the topic moved to LUP SUP BARS . All the fuckers became Lup Sup Siao la ... Then all so swa ku dunno where to go for Lup Sup also , then we said lets try orchard towers la , even sum41 also been there , except they call it the angmoh name , four floors of whores .

fuck sia we went there like a fucking tranny suprise la . chicks with dicks and sluts with nuts everywhere sia. But fuck la , they were hotter than half the girls you see on orchard road .
In the end we see the bouncers face all damn toolan we decided better just go Mohammed Sultan just drink and be done la . BUT NO , by this point too Lup Sup Siao already , ended up calling one of boon's friends who said joo chiat is a damn good place to go la , so we fuckign wait 10 million years for a cab and we get into the cab . I told jj before already , this kind of shit ask taxi driver is best la , those fuckers whole day also do this kind of shit .
FUCK LA , our taxi driver was some fucking horny ccb la , he told us you go lup sup you can touch the girls as much as you want then you jsut give them some tips . Then he also said we are very handsome young men and dont be surprised if the lup sup girls rape as cause they are only used to fucking lau ah peh lanjiao . Then we ask the fucker taxi driver how far is joo chiat , knn the bastard lie to us la , say near near near , go there fucking 12 bucks cab la , knn go home after fucking 30 bucks cab .. CB KIA . Then jj said to the fucker uncle , " uncle take us to a place thats QUITE lup sup , but not TOO lup sup , as long as its lup sup enough can liao"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


We went there , we like swa ku walk into some techo siao ah beng bar with bar top dancing .
The moment we walk in the bar top dancers stop dancing . knn la .
we ordered some beers and just talk for a while.
After that we walk down the road until we found the REAL lup sup bar .
Wah we went in then went to the room , this ugly cb bitch say the room rate is free la so all very excited.
Knn go into the room i sit there fucking stone la . Duane mothercheebye 14 year old fucker damn happy la , groping his PRC mei mei so much . Then one by one all the fellas get girls , the standard like shit a bit la , but not totally dog useless la . I just sat there , then fucking 2 lau aunty come and sit next to me la knn . Fucking hell , the whole place noone of the lup sup girls can speak english la knn .Then the 2 lau aunty start hugging me la . KNN LA .
Aiyoh .. suffice to say by the end of the night my dick was gonna drop off la
Wah fuck then must pay somemore , cb , gave one bitch 10 , then no more money liao , the other one fucking keep patting my leg ask me pay her more , cb kia i gave her 4 bucks HAHAHAHAHA .
After that when we wanna zhao fucking funny la , boon had 2 girls , he spent 15 minutes with one and gave her 20 bucks . HAHA then he had no more money to pay the girl who spent the whole night with him . HAHAHAHAHA . the girl dont wanna let him go , just hold onto him and boon walk out and drag her . Finally dunno who call the bouncer , the bouncer scold the prc mei mei tell her to fuck off and boon came out . Then we walk like 10 million miles to ATM , all no money to take fucking cab back .

Wah fuck man , when we got there , the place was like fucking haunted la with vagrants sleeping everywhere . Then near the chinese altar we saw this little boy there playing with some car . WAH FUCK LA WE THOUGHT IT WAS A GHOST LA . 3 am in the morning one 2 year old kid playing by himself in this kind of fucked up place. Wah heng siao we saw his mother after that come out from behind the altar .

After withdrawing then we all took cab back home la , fuck sia , damn tired and fucking pok kor liao already . But fun la , hanging out with brothers always fun la . At least some of them had alot of fun la so it was a good night .Swerly