marvel vs capcom : the real deal !

since jj and me were having a conversation the other day about how we could incorporate our group with marvel vs capcom , i decided to go ahead and blog about it hahahahha

ok so heres the fucking shit

JJ - E HONDA . You know the fucking huge sumo fucker ! Yeah that guy resembles fucking jj like in such an uncanny way lol . So fucking alike . Especially the sumo splash move .. and his raging sumo fists !!

Me - Dhalsim : okay i didn really want to be fucking dhalsim la cb .. but they said its the only indian character ... either that or i have to be black heart .. so okay nvm dhalsim fucking happening only . fucking yoga fire fry ur fucking balls man

Marcus - Ken : hahahah cause barbie's boyfriend is fucking ken so marcus can be Ken .. fucking marcus thinks hes damn handsome thats why make him ken the handsomest of all handsome street fighters ... "eh i punch your face ah i punch your face ah "
but i think marcus should actually be the silly assistant guy Thor can use the hammer fuck people up .

Weiliang - Jin : this stupid fuck whole day likes to take off his clothes and wash cars and do shit just like that fucker jin la ... then also another martial arts freak like jin whole day smiling also

Duane - Zangief : fucking what else is there to say la .. body of a 20 yr old , mind of a 5 yr old with a fucking heart of solid gold .. fucking duane so fucking big can own the real zangief also la , then both of them play chess together take 20 yrs to make 5 moves la ...

Jon chua - megaman : fucking coolio driving the megaman mobil and the megaman plane and bombing all the fuckers LOL .. then now training weights somemore to become his omega swee swee form fire the 50000 rockets

Ben Song - Gambit : dunno why la but he fucking reminds me of gambit la ... also another handsome siao like marcus so thats hwy he had to be gambit .. fucking always not around then suddenly pop out from nowhere and own everyone .

Peter Chan - SHUMA GORRATH : The only fucking alien la lol ...

Ho cjuan - spiderman : fucking cheebye skinny bastard obsessed with spiders so might as well be spider man la hahahaha

Lester - Strider Hiryu : Strider Hiryu wears a vei , ever wondered what hes hiding ? A FUCKING PENIS ON HIS FACE THATS WHAT !!! Lester is Strider Hiryu in disguise !!!!

John Tan - Captain America ( singapore ) : Another fine example of maginificent upstanding law enforcement official .. ladies and gentlemen , our nation's pride CAPTAIN SINGAPORE !!!
HYPER CHARGING STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Jon yue - unknown : unfortunately this character was not around enough for the producers to give him a model , he comes and goes as he pleases and posseses great strength in his errr . okay hes powerful hahahahaha

Herman - Wolverine : mostly cause he just reminds me of a wild savage beast with that long hair of his , and also because i didnt know which characters were men that liked dicks

okay there are too few female characters to add the girls in but ...

Eileen - Chun Li : AZN PRIDE!!!!

we apologise that we could not find a character in any game that was suitably ugly repulsive or totally underplayed enough to depict the real life character known by boon . We have therefore petitioned the makers of the game to include a new character one that noone will use or even move their cursor over for fear of being blinded ...

Boon - coming soon to a game near you . be afraid , be very afraid ..seriously run

swerly