I ASK FOR CURRY RICE. THEY GIVE ME CHAO TAR RICE

i had the whole world in my hands
but i gave it away




sweeeee first book out liao
long zhong huat la.
okay firstly army is not quite what i expected
thanks to dear tan fucking teck hock , i think im quite adequately prepared
despite the insane fucking sianess to the fucking max , i think im like the fittest person there
the people there are like mostly on the verge of being crippled the next time the wind blows a bit too strong . teck hock has prepared me well with his special brand of Bastard Discipline.
compared to him , the sergeants are like butterflies la.
the people are also fucking funny , lots of really nice fun fuckers to fuck around with .
and idiots who just keep khenging and cant shut their fuckfaces up.
but on the whole i think army has been pretty good , boring yes , but ive done alot of reading ,
hence having my title renamed from angkongsiao to angkongsiao bookworm but still it kills time.
wish there was more physical though.
AHHHH and AH fat are coming to meet me now , better faster pack my computer , put it in a safe and throw it into the ocean....then dig a hole to the equator and bury it there . those bastards will DEFINITELY read my chat logs again.
fucking gin nahs