heard your mother tio raped by bears

thoughts they change , and times they rearrange

its been an event filled couple of months . Army is looming for all these fucktards who are now telling me their going to retake their A levels . Were the papers really that hard ? Or does it just have something to do with the fact that only my friends are fucked like me ?

Surely we've seen the loss of some members to the greenish uniform . Haan hui took the highway all the way down to subway then tio chased out cause he tried to get his kiam way and take free flow drinks . He then proceeded to tell the army that he'd only join them if they gave him a stick . aiyo . even when he was in db he said he'd only work if they gave him more uncooked rice for lunch . And when he booked out , his trusty sideways winding scooter thingy highway monster truck toddler car was there waiting for him .


lim ah leang - whereabouts unknown . probably shot or raped in the ass when bending down to steal a bar of soap . rumour has it he got so fucking bored he tried to steal HIMSELF . only the master thief whos only been caught 4 times would attempt such a thing !


cheng xiaoming lanjiao bin , lester - he bides each day in his buffazilla commando camp by singing ho cjuans ( and WX hahaha ) favourite song . I'm horny . horny horny horny . so horny . horny horny horny . the only commando presently capable to do pushups with his face alone , lester cheng is en route to winning the silver star penis award for best penis is pasir ris / tekong and the southern islands . i miss him the most and i hope he comes out soon so i can see someone caress his nose till he sneezes and then someone gets pregnant . oh no

the white horse - wow . i really know a white horse . i mean i always wanted a horse but KNOWING a white horse is fucking cool sia . I wonder if he likes unicorn sex ? Tim takes 2 s papers . He'd have taken 5 but they didnt want him to overwhelm Cambridge with his brilliant scripts . He knows everything from a is for apple to z is for zebra and h is haiseh im handsome .
If you think your cool shake his hand . HAISEH WASSSUP AH MY NIGGGGAHHH



surely chetstermobilemarcussssssyyy is going in soon also . he'll be more botak than botak jones himself . last night we watched goodfellas at jjs house , and duane was moaning in ecstasy and ejaculating all over the bed every time a girl appeared on teh screen revealing even an inch of skin . So as you can imagine he was pretty damn tired after that .


anyway heres the brilliant remarkable lee jia jun robinson for you


love//death said:
my best side was your worst invention
love//death said:
cant you live without the attention
jj - she says live up to your first impressionn (: says:
what
jj says:
you talking abt
love//death says:
ur nick
jj says:
huh
love//death says:
1-80 by summer
jj says:
no
jj says:
its by myself
jj says:
one eighty by summer
jj says:
is she says live up to your first impression
jj says:
mine is impressionn
jj says:
got 2 ns
love//death says:
-_-
love//death says:
wtf



oh eh , i heard your mother tio raped by bears . Is it true ?