defense of the guis . dotg 5v5 -wtf mode

only heroes that actually turn up are featured lol ...

5v5

Sentinel :

Me
Marcus
Weiliang
JJ
Lester

Scourge :

Jon Chua
John Tan
Duane
Ben Song
Ho Cjuan



Sentinel Heroes :

Marcus : Zeus - HAHAHAHHAHA fcking KIN CHETTY whole day wants to play with hammers.
He just fucking cant get enough of hammers . Goddamed zeus carries 2 hammers already but he will buy fucking 6 mithril hammers and dance around hahahahahahah . Then the whole fucking time threatening to whack up people . Now ? Now ? Now ? NOO ! NOW WRATH OF KIN CHET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JJ : Doombringer - Hhahaha DEVOURing anything he sees , the doombringer is a fearsome hero on the battle field whose shadow eclipses nearly all who dare oppose him ! With his 4 strands of chin hair goatee , can DOOM you to hell with his fearsome Belches of doom , and hunt you down with his rapid bursts of speed ( to grab that last xiao long bao ) with the rage of fire under him .. The Doombringer is a truly scary fuck hero at late game .

Lester : Tinker - The Tinker is the only hero with a nose longer than his penis . In fact some say his nose IS a penis . Leading to the name PENIS FACE . Many a hero has been obliterated by the tinker's painful laser ( piss in tim hue's 100plus ) and rockets for screaming PENIS FACE HAHAAHH on the battle field . A relatively weak hero without support , the tinker provides excellent support .. especially for testicles ..

Weiliang : Anti-mage - The only hero allowed to keep ridiculously long hair that makes him look like a girl , the anti mage is extremely agile , preferring not to rush forward but instead waiting for the right time to blink in and strike his enemies down with his twin blades of sb-ness .

Me : Spectre - ya ya ya ya it was either this or Nevermore . Spectre can be everywhere at once and strikes down opponents by detecting weakspots ! Sometimes mistaken for a shadow , Spectre is an incredibly VALUABLE hero to any team !




Scourge heroes :

Jon chua : Troll Warlord - A relatively small hero that has been recently found to be damn KONG ! Wielding his deadly axes Jon'Rakhal hacks down opponents from a far . The Warlord can blind opponents with his sizzling ...uhh.. well he can blind opponents . With his ipod in hand listening to the motivational sounds of AddiePhunk he can go into a FRENZY when made angry and start Bashing the fuck out of you ..

Ho Cjuan : BroodFather - The BroodFather is a fearsome Spider . A Father of the Brood of Spiders . He fathers many spiders . Since he is the Father of the Spider Brood . The BroodFather stealthily hides in his webs waiting for his prey to near , then pounces out and INCAPACITATES his prey with his deadly guitar shredding with his 8 hairy legs . This Spider is known to have had an illicit sordid steamy love affair involving kinky bdsm sex with a human known only as HoHo ..

Duane : Tiny - HAHAHHAHAHAHHA thats fucking funny . Duane : tiny ... fucker duane is just like the Stone Giant . Despite his Craggy Exterior , the stone giant still retains his childish face and dorky smile .. and always saying uhhhhh uhhhh uhhh and grunting ! Incredibly strong for his age , he can pao the fuck out of anyone . Over time he Grows and becomes stronger as each day passes from the knowledge he gains from his great wisdom gods who are too great to be named ( hint : its jaesh and jj ) .

Ben Song : Lord of Avernus - One of few special gifted heroes with the ability to ride a steed and a take a passenger . Lord of Avernus is a fearsome hero capable of cursing enemies in many different dialects . Always able to escape with just the barest of chances left , the Lord Of Avernus is hard to bring down , even by the mah tah hahahah .

John Tan : Chaos Knight - The Mah Tah . Ironically not causing any chaos at all , the Chaos Knight is the only hero whose thumbnail looks like a police officer . Riding his trusty police wolf
booooon , the Chaos Knight rides into battle and stuns his enemies . Still in training his abilities are not fully developed yet , as a result he sometimes stuns for 2 seconds whilst other times for 20.2 seconds . Has the ability to call in more mah tah that look exactly like him with his mirror image spell , dont fuck with the mah tah , theyll fuck you back harder ...




Well its pretty fucking obvious who won this match up . The teams are completely well balanced till we reach the Spectre , the obviously gay imba hero that fucking owns every damned game .
Nerf the fucking goddamned spectre please someone , its getting annoying that he keeps fucking owning everyone , like SO FUCKING BADLY LA . sigh ...


Some of you might have noticed that the hero added in the last patch has been removed .
The hero known as the BaBOON WarChief has been removed due to his extreme imbaness.
His mere sight on the screen made the real life player wretch over and die , and be condemned to god damned hell . Possibly in future versions with more safety precautions and in built medical services we could be able to see the return of a slightly less imba BaBOON warlord ..


hahahah i fucking just realized . boon backwards is noob . hahahahaha

FUCKING BOON FUCKING NOOB AHHAHAHAAH