SO ? TONG ? YOUR NGENG LONG ANOT ?

okay let me start out by saying i dont know what the fuck is a ngeng . i just thought it sounded a bit like a penis .

alright so on friday after school i call jj and im like . Eh sherly how . Sherly we should do something tonight . Then he said , sherly . Then i said Sherly .

SHERLY MAN ..

so we decided to all go to his house and drink la

so we me marcus jon john wl went to jj's house . fucking jj wasnt home yet he was having a family reunion dinner for his grandma's birthday . sherly so we walked in and went to sit in the playroom . Now this playroom right , fuck la over the years jj and me have fucked it up SO badly . We've smoked/spat/spilled all kinds of fucked up stuff la . Then duane called me to come open the door for him and i went out . And when i went out , i saw to my horror , the creature from deep beneath the sea !!!

OMFG SQUID KING LEVEL 10 !!!
SO TONG NGENG LONG !!!!
OMG DEFEND THE FORTRESS FROM THIS BEASTIAL HELLSPAWN !!!

so that fucking idiot was like u all cant stay here u all need to go wait in the lobby for your friend .then wtf fuck that motherfucking dickhead , he turned around and we ran off to meet the others and we all sat at the pool . Just as duane was like SWEE SWEE BO ZAO ZUI WE ESCAPED THE DEMON !! , the fucking squid came back la . then he fucked us all up and told us to go.

cb la then we went upstairs to some abandoned house ( one of jj's ex neighbours )
drink drink drink
then tim drank like 3 caps full only , thats like ONE fucking shot and the fucker just collapsed on the floor like a red lobster .
Marcus another champion , granted he drank more but fuck he also was rolling around on the floor giggling like a little girl hahahaha
marcus becomes a hokkien mee seller when hes drunk

mai keh siao la lim peh kan nia an;fhafahk;fha;h a'ph;skghk;as LOL thats all i hear when marcus starts speaking in hokkien . marcus fuck u better go kill the squid king and use him in your hokkien meee . THEN SWEEEEE


..well basically we all got fucking drunk as fucking dogs as fucking usual then we went to club zenith and got even more fucking drunk . swerly zenith is fucking fun balls