band of brothers
woah fuck ive been away for so long
i thought the time was right to start blogging again , especially since i havent blogged in ages and im a bored phuck now .
sometimes i look back on the past - videos , pictures , notes , whatever and i realize ive got some really amazing people in my life . But first and foremost i think my life is really fucking cool cause of my brothers . They are all so fucking different and yet we all share a bond . They are all unique individuals and i share certain things with them and thats what makes us brothers .
Oh yeah , their all fucking cool bastards too just like me .
Timothy - my oldest brother . hahaha the handsomest , coolest , fastest , proest , and best smelling man in singapore : ) this fuckface and me have been through so many ups and downs together . Lol name any fucking thing and its probably happened to us . Hes a fucker sometimes , and i mean a real motherfucking dog cheebye licking na bei fucker . But hes one of my best friends at most of the other times .. hahahahahahahahaha fuck you tim you pua chee bye
Jj - nabei . this fucker and me have REALLY done just about everything . Hes a fucking pui kia bastard who keeps eating like fucking 10 million times a day and looks like tweety bird . Hes a fucking lamer milf hunter cheebye also . But no matter what , i can always count on this fucker also . Hes always been there for me no matter what . swerly brothers for life you cheebye
eh hallo .
HoHo - Yoshi ! Spin that shit ! swerly man hoho is one of my best brothers and my bandmate too . hocjuan is a fucking cheebye rich fuck whos more humble than a humble pie . hes one of the nicest fucking fuckers you will ever fucking meet . i love ho cjuan . ya la diam la you faggot yes i said i love you .
Jonathan Chua - fuck you lar . fuck you la you cheebye its LA not LAR . whole fucking day keep scolding me you nbcbljb ... "eh jaesh you know i can get any girl here tonight " , " yes jon im sure you can man " , " yeah lar but ill stay faithful to joy lar " . FUCKING LAMER .
fuck you fuck you fuck you ! cheebye ! hes always been there for me also this cheebye , fuck you understand ? cheebye !
Marcus - The only fucker who ever brought down a hammer for me . Doesnt that say enough about this crazy cock head . Fucking fucker whole day asking me if he can come down to ac to bao people with haan hui . Marcus is most often my faggot dance partner and my ear-ring buying buddy . fucking faggot fuck you .
Lester - fucking penis face . cock face . lanjiao bin . He was my best friend in the first 3 months . We terrorized millenia and brought fucking glory alright hahahahahahah . We had so much fun back then , now i hardly see this fuckface .. When i do its always like old times . Fucking penis face . Go find a pussy face la . cb
Haan Hui - my bald buddhist(not) brother who's never ever really around .But always will to bao people for me and give me advice on life . swerly thats a brother :)
fuck you understand cheebye !
Herman - lol this fucker tried to fuck his own eye and fucked it up nice and good . Fucking bastard . hes also one of the funniest fuckers ive ever met
seriously .
whaaaaaaaaaaat thingggggggggggggggggg
Duane - lol . my youngest brother ( excluding my blood brother la ) . Duane is 15 but he looks like hes 30 . Fuck you . why the fuck they always ask me for id and they never ask you . Fucker . Duane is fucking lame and fucking funny . Hes my number one blog fan ahaha whole day asking me to blog . Duane also thinks im fucking funny , so funny that when he laughs at my jokes his spit flies all the way across the room . Maybe i should call him in china and tell him something REALLY fucking funny and see if his spit reaches me here .
Han Loong - my mother brother . hes a brother from another mother thats like a mother to me lol . Fucking bastard keeps telling me what to do but i know he loves and hes got my back .
swerly . retainees for life ... uh wait no just for a year hahahaha
Howie - hahahaha he contributed to pacman , well since i havent paid him back yet technically he actually PAID for pacman ahhahahaha . hahaha hes a great fucker to talk to and just hang with . and whenever i need help he's always helped me . even opening his house up for the homeless hahahahahahaha
Jon yu - hahhaha my brother whos always there to talk and listen to me but whos hardly ever actually there to punch me or engage in physical contact lol . i miss jon alot . maybe after his exams he can come out to play . fucker keeps playing with himself ..
and yeah i know im your favourite indian .
Ah Leang - LoL . Leang is one of my coolest and funniest brothers . We argue alot and kao pei each other alot but we still have lots of fun together . I wont forget the good times we've had and the bad times that could have been good lol . plan a , b ,c ,d , and PLAN J hahahahahahahah
beastiality dog fucker . Mas Ayuh bodoh !
Andrew - hahahaha okay la in all honesty this is my brother that im least close to . and the fucking reason for that is the fucking ECP la . CB why he stay so fucking far . And hes not like Ah leang taxi siao whole day take cab come to the town to meet us . But still its always fucking funny to hang out with him and talk about angkongs and girls and other random shit like wow and shit lol .
Yue Wei - My MI brother . Fuck man , birds of a feather flock together in deed . Birds of a feather also fuck together la but thats not for me la you gay boy lol . One of the cooler fuckers i met in MI , although i hardly see him or hang out with him anymore i know i can always count on this fucker lol . swerly man
Aaron - lol . bapok . thanks for opening up your house to me you fucker , too bad never open your sister hahahahahahha ( okay la that one for ruiwen ) . Still owe me fucking ringgit you cb !
And my birthday present WTF . you fucker why didnt you get retained with me then fucking swee la lol . We can have more fun times on the roof next year you cb . But cut down la okay ?
smoking kills . really . swerly
Ruiwen - i love ruiwen . i love him and i love slapping his ass with aaron . I love going to his shop with aaron and almost getting him fired . Ive had lots of fun with ruiwen this year , and ruiwens had lots of fun with my penis this year as well , and aarons also . heard of the 3 amigos
we'r the 3 faggitos lol . ruiwen even joins us on the fucking roof lol . I swear one day we gonna get caught la . swerly . confuckingfirm . we just murder the teacher up there and noone will find out .
Stam - dude . i dont see him much anymore. But hes always been there for me also . I really miss hanging out with him alot too . Hes a funny fucker and hes a nice fucker so hes a good fucker and i think hes good at sex too . probably since hes such a fucker . hahahahahahah
Peter - my brother from another planet . my only extra terrestrial brother . swerly my only good AT buddy . fucking AT whores the 2 of us . i wont forget all the times we've fought and all the fun times we've had you bastard face . HENRY !!!!! START THE COMS !!
swerly
hahahahahaha im fucking gay la wah lan eh
as you'd have noticed the order in which i wrote my brothers out doesnt really have any significance , just who came to mind and stuff .
fucking hell lol , they sound like eulogies for fuckers that just died . Well at least now you fuckers will know what i say at your funerals .
ESPECIALLY all you bastards like haan hui and wei leang who smoke 10 packs a day and keep the doctor far far away cause the smell is so bad hahahahahahahah .
oh yea if anyone has a problem with me have the fucking balls to do something about it .
if not your a pussy face and you need to go find my brother lester hahahahahahaha
seriously if you've got a problem with me
fuck you understand cheebye !
ive got good brothers that didnt leave me one by one
so....
posted by ApX at 4:53 AM
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