everybody hates chelsea

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fuck you understand chelsea

and anyone else who thinks manutd are past their prime or sir alex ferguson should be cleaning horse testicles , FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND ?

manchester united fucking owned chelsea so fucking badly its going to fucking hurt harder than when they fuck each other up the ass in the dressing room .

fuck off far far far away and hide your fucking cheebye cockroach face , all those who said man utd would lose . _|_ _|_


anyway all of you have seen the show everybody loves raymond
fuck , robert is like duane , a fucking gigantic giant that everyone bullies but still loves alot

DUANE LIKES EILEEN
HAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

well lets see just why everyone hates chelsea and whos that ONE person in the chelsea team that people all pretend they like but deep down hate the most .

Petr Cech - fucking looks like he should be in harry potter ( most of the chelsea team should be in harry potter along with boon as some of those fuck-ugly magical creatures ) . Half the fucking time looks like he wants to fuck madame maxime or something la . Fucking moron looks perpetually drunk and hungover . He's so nervous on the ball like its a fucking bomb , wants to get rid of it as fast as possible . verdict - fucking condemnded to dog fucking hell

Asier Del Horno - how Del Horny . Horny for 2 reasons . He thinks hes some fucking rhino person thing is it . He thinks got a fucking horn on his head so he can charge in front and jump into the fucking manchester united net . Fuck you understand , just cause on your side is darren fletcher doesnt mean you can leave it empty , go back and fucking defend you spanish bastard .
think what ? bull taming is it knn , see all the manchester united players in red wanna go hump their asses is it you faggot fuck .
verdict - condemned to fucking spanish conquistador hell to get raped by bulls for the rest of his faggot fuck life

William Gallas - fuck la , he actually played quite well . Hes generally quite quiet except when hes talking out against his OWN team for not paying him enough . Wants to go to barcelona and i hope he does cause hes quite a good player . But despite all this everyone still hates him secretly cause hes a fucking chelsea player . Fuck you chelsea .
verdict - fuck off far far to barcelona

Renato Paulo Ferreira - fucker looks like some good boy school boy fucktard . But hes a fucking cheating dirty bastard . fuck you man just cause you suck you think you can go around pulling and elbowing people is it . you better fucking watch out la , roy keane call his irish gin nah down come and fucking bash you with their shamrocks then you know .
verdict - confirm tio bashed by irish gin nah

John Terry - fuck him la try to save fletchers shot but too fucking short and useless to save . hes got fucked up hair also . But okay la , hes still the second best central defender in england after Rio cause campbell is fucking delusional and paranoid and thinks the world "is after him" and "out to get me " . verdict - fucktard but he needs to help england win the world cup so his condemnation to dog hell postponed a bit

Frank Lampard - Lam Par la you cheebye kia . Whole day talk big wanna fight fight fight with everyone . Alan smith stare at you already wanna fucking cry to the faggot referee . The ref damn faggot man , always touching touching and patting everyone . wtf man . Lampard is good la , but hes a fucker talk big only la , another one i hope does well for england man .
verdict - after world cup gonna tio bashed by alan smith gin nah

Joe Cole / Damien Duff - These 2 fuckers also damn useless , whole day sitting there doing jackfucking shit and drinking Duff beer tryin to be homer fucking simpson . Their both quite useless although Cole is more useless . Everyone hates these fuckers too . Cause they joined chelsea , they used to be nice sweet young popular boys until they transformed into hellspawn at this fuckrot club .verdict - die from alcohol poisoning from drinking too much duff

Michael Essien - fucking cocksucker face . Looks like some kind of tuft haired babboon from swaziland , only this one is from Ghana . Fuck-haired babboon of Ghana . Fucker is a waste of money and just uses his huge pui kia size to go around outmuscling people la . Useless fuck . Get a new haircut la you dogface its so fucking ugly .
verdict - currently on the endangered species list , will be extinct within the next 20 years like the fucking dodo and wooly mammoth .

Claude Makele - what kind of fucked up name is makele ? can you imagine ? Jean Claude Makele ? all the fuckers will laugh la . This guy we all just hate him cause hes a fucker wearing the chelsea blue la , but actually hes quite okay . Just play football and diam diam most of the time . He used to act damn tua pai kia but now see that alan smith is the ultimate gin nah tao , hes also scared man . verdict- retire to legoland in the next 2-3 years

Didier Drogba - FUCKING USELESS MONKEY FACE . Look at his fucking monkey face . fucking ugly . And whats up with his fucking hair ? only boon has fucking uglier hair , and already that means drogba is quite fucking condemned . He actually sucks damn badly you know , and he also sucks mourinhos cock quite a bit also , which is why he always plays instead of the SIBEI handsome crespo and the icelandic nautical diver Gudjohnsen who cant stop diving on the fucking field also . He always miskicks the ball and somehow the gods of luck always smile upon his fuckface and let the ball go in . what the fuck man . Biggest waste of money EVER , after that bald bastard Juan Veron . fucking argentine moustache fucker .

verdict - tied up and anally raped by bangla construction workers , then raped by horses and finally raped by an entire african tribe with bigger-than-horse dicks .
If hes still alive , let him get fucked by a blue whale , maybe the dick will reach his fucking monkey brain and spark something .


Jose Mourinho - useless fuck . talk big only . nothing to say about him la . Hes a fucking stupid arrogant fucker who thinks hes damn big . Win also kao pei . Lose also Kao pei . Fucking wtf man . DRAW also kao pei . KNN always not happy la he . hes going to get fucking bashed up by Sir Alex Ferguson's Scottish dockside gin nah . And ferguson's horses are going to fuck him so hard he will wish he was at the REAL rock of gibraltar (ferguson has a super Zai damn pro horse named rock of gibraltar ) .


sorry to all the girls who dont understand soccer ( you know who you are ^^ ) , but this was really a turning point in the english premier league season :)

fuck you understand chelsea

next time more boon filled entries

swerly man