a night ( and morning ) to remember

yesterday we planned to go to IndoChine for tipsy and to get tipsy .

I met jj at far east plaza in the evening , and he was getting another angkong . Fuck man . Too much money la that fucker . Some people like me living from hand to mouth , fucking stealing toilet paper from the public toilets and selling on the streets . Speaking of which , you know those hand towels they give at restaurants that costs like 30cents ? I saw this fucking fuckface old man selling those at a pasar malam , like from so many different restaurants , fucker fuckface sell this kinda lame shit .
Anyway , so i watched jj get his new red/black phoenix and spoke to Jude ( my tattoo artist) and Boon ( not the animal ) , another artist at the shop . So Jude took a look at my tattoo and he said i might as well do my touch up now , so i said okay . Fuck man , fucking long time i hadnt felt the pain of the needle . The parts which were fleshy were fine , pain but a sort of pleasant bearable pain . Fuck man , my tattoo goes up to my shoulder , and at the joint it hurts so fucking much la fuck . Every fucking time it hits the bone can fucking die la the whole fucking skeleton starts to vibrate . fuck man

so after id done my touch up , while waiting for jj to finish , i was discussing with jude what tattoo i should get next . Ive decided to be more careful about choosing this time , the pain when the needle hits the flesh is quite bearable , but i cant take it when its against the bone . So ive decided to get a red/black mess star on my chest AND the one im particularly looking forward to : a polynesian shark design which Jude found and that he hasnt done for anyone else yet , on my shoulderblade . hehehehe : )

So anyway after jj got his tattoo we walked around far east abit , and jj bought this cap for like 10 bucks . Fucking seriously too ooi lui , 10 minutes later he was like , eh fuck sia i dont really like this cap la , you want it ? LOL

Herman couldnt be with us cause he had some problem with his eye , probably tried to pull his dick all the way from his crotch and fuck his eye .
Anyway Herms , get better sia bro , and noone can ever replace you man , fucking serious for swer man .

So we went for dinner once the rest of us arrived , we went to crystal jade at scotts and it was FUCKING funny i tell you . There was this lady who was like so fucking excited about taking the fucking orders . She was like jumping around like a jack rabbit . She could barely speak english but chose to speak in english to us despite the fact that everyone besides me ( and marcus hahahaahahahahaha ) could speak chinese . And the fellas also damn stupid , they spoke to her in english and noone understood what was going on . Thank goodness she was only taking orders for drinks . Later on when i ordered a second drink , i called her and said , hi aunty can i have a coke ? Then she said , swer can can 1 coke . Then she came back 2 minutes later . So yes you called me how can i heptch you ? fuck sia .. must be boon's relative

After that we walked to Wisma and waited outside Indochine.Holy shit it was fucking funny sia , on one side were all the goody goody gum drop fellas who looked like they were going to die of fright from looking at us . Then on the other side was us , all so fucking huge , tall , well dressed like triad members , and pai kia looking .

Our side : Their Side

What to do : What NOT to do

Swee Swee hairstlyes : centre parting combed by mummy
Angkong Siao Siaos : Glitter stickers
handsome cs god faces( boon had'nt arrived yet ) : fuckfaces for life
LOL
lucky for them could go in without id at the starting part or else fuck spider already sia .

When we were inside , we opened a bottle of Absolut and therefore got a table to sit .
Fuck man , alcohol is so fucking expensive there la . 210 bucks for 1 bottle of Absolut . Can fucking buy from malaysia for 40 bucks la . fucking 500% price increasing motherfucking bastards . Then , BOON made his long awaited arrival . Everyone turned , pointed and laughed ! AHAHAHAHAHA . Boon had a cooolio amigo spider fucker hairstyle . Imagine a crew cut with hair still left around the bump area on your head ( the back top of your head ) . Fucking funny man . Trying to rejoin his long lost cousins , the tuft-haired baboons of swaziland .


Wah , then there was this guy who was like dancing with lester's girlfriend , straight away all of us CHIONG SUA to defend the honour of our brother's not-so-fair maiden . In the end turned out she was fucking drunk la . The guy saw us all also so fucking scared . paiseh la

Wah then there was one FUCKING big tai ji at the back near the taxi stand sia. Fucking tai ji fest la . All kinds of lamers doing all kinds of weirdo shit la , think very cool blow smoke , scold scold . Aiseh , inside the party not enough hot girls so very boring must come outside find trouble with people , somemore they only had like 2 or 3 people and they find trouble with like 50 people la . swerly too cool for school already

lol then ccb , all the fucking ppl so fucking drunk lying around like beggars on the floor outside indochine . Fuck you understand , if you wanna fucking drink then dont fucking puke all over the fucking floor and lie around here and there la fuckfaces . You fucking puke then the old aunty earning fucking only 900 bucks a month fucking gonna break her back cleaning up your fuckface puke . Fuck you understand dont know how to puke nicely in the sink or toiletbowl ah .
Better still dont fucking drink la , dont even fucking club la motherfuckers , just stay home and braid your sister's hair and drink vitagen la .

Ay , after that we went to eat mcdonalds , and then all dispersed home . FUCKING 4 am already you know . hanging out with my brothers is always fun sia .

swerly man