Tuesday, September 06, 2005

dont let people walk over you

swerly
first off , lup sup bar = dirty bar for all those people who were asking
secondly , in case you haven't already figured out , i'm an extremely vulgar person but in order to not sound like Rockson Takumi Tan , i'm gonna cut out the bengness . I'm swer i can still be pretty funny .

Today i had a fucking tennis match in a tennis competition . First of fucking all , i had to go all the fucking way to kallang for it . Like what the fuck , who the fuck holds a national tennis competition in the fucking east ? The west must have too many fucking good players and they want to keep them away . Good thing my mom sent me la . When we got there , i was still early so i was sitting around and watching some of the other competitors. Some of them were pretty fucking good , and they were'nt even in my division . Then there was this Indian fuckhead la , who brought along his whole fucking family . After his match he was sitting next to me , and the fucking idiot obviously hadnt had enough water to drink , he wanted to spit , but he was too fucking stupid to spit properly , he ended up with one fucking long chain of spit that was like flying all around - dumbfuckingass . He looked really funny and stupid trying to make that spit go to the floor .
Then there was this malay dude , another fucker who brought his whole fcking family , except in this case his family had like 20 people . One was takign pictures of him with a DIGITAL camera - woofuckinghoo. The rest of his family were like fucking have a picnic there .
Anyway by this point it was about time for my match , so i go up to the tournament desk and ask , " so is Nicholas Lim here yet ? " and the lady says no , if hes not here by the time we get a vacant court , you get a walkover . WHAT THE FUCK MAN . I come all the fucking way to kallang for a fucking walkover . Fuck this shit man . Then i was talkign to someother fella i knew , and he said lucky i got a walkover , this Nicholas fucker is the Under16 champion playing one category above . I was like fuck you la , i will fucking beat his balls anyway man .
In the end i got a fucking walk over la . Fucking playing the fucking 3rd seed in the next round man. Gonna fuck his balls up .

Anyway I'm fucking tired today , so I'm gonna leave it at this .
swerly

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

swerly

2:19 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

forcing ppl to leave messages....
this is a liberal country...



wait.....



i take tt back!

3:51 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats funny is that you got tired after not playing a tennis match

9:38 AM

 
Blogger ApX said...

hahaha not really tired
just worn out
it was seriously fucking hot
and just waiting in the hot sun is tiring in itself

6:07 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

y all the annonymous taggers -_-

7:18 PM

 

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