i think i just might be insane

fuck man
today i feel like shit , rather i feel like shitting
actually i SHAT quite fucking alot sia

went to eat chicken rice with marcus and aaron today . after eating i was like , eh aaron ill give u 5 bucks to eat 5 spoons of ginger . And aaron was like YOU EAT LA.
so i said okay . 5 bucks ill eat 10 spoons of chilli . those cheapskate mother fuckers .. said 1 dollar each for me to eat 10 spoons . fuckers 2 dollars only
so i was damn bored so i was like OKAY LA SWERLY LA
then i started eating it and OMFG the vinegar in the chilli kept making me feel like puking la what the fuck . By the 5th spoon i was dying la omg .. i couldnt even drink my fucking NEW ICE COLD UNOPENED ICE LEMON TEA ( THAT BASTARD MARCUS KEPT IT AWAY FROM ME ). My eyes were tearing like mad and mucus(haha no not marcus !!!) was streaming out of my nose . And then i finally finished it and CHIONGED DOWN MY ICE LEMON TEA. OMG my entire fucking throat and chest were like totally cleared la . swerly such a good remedy hahaha

fucking felt damn shitty like shitting the rest of the day

we then went to wisma atria to buy earrings and shit . And there lester and duane met up with us . We were feeling rather bored . So they dared me to do some shit . So i was supposed to go right into the middle of wisma and climb ontop of a chair and shout I HAVE BIG BALLS !
so the idiots watched from one floor up , i went there and this old lady gave me this really disapproving look . without looking at anyone else , i just shouted it , I HAVE BIG BALLS !!!

i heard those crazy motherfuckers laughing from all the way down there . I took the escalator up and i could only see aaron . The other 3 idiots were sprawled across the fucking floor laughing like fucking crazy mother hyenas . Marcus had taken a video of the whole thing . lmfao

I did the same thing again at taka, the BIG open area near the fountain . And again i got paid
fucking funny la . those idiots found this so fucking amusing .

later on as we were walking this singh dude was walking with his 2 friends and as he walked past us he said , eh thats the pua chee bye school
FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND
i dont like my school but you fucking not happy come settle la knn
he had walked off before could confront
but SWEE la later on we saw him again , this time saw us he whispered something to his friend again . Straight away aaron and me turn around to go find him tio tio tio tio tio tio . fuck la but dunno where that idiot disappeared to . fuck you understand dont anyhow say shit about oldham's school okay fucker cannot get in then say so la you pua chee bye fuckface motherfucker doggie cock sucker .

duane thinks hes damn cool cause he bought some converse chucks
the lamer wanted me to blog about his stupid shoes
wtf man

and duane says nicole ann leong is useless piece of trash monkey cunt fucking short fuck ugly ass skanky whore shit piss cunt motherfucker tranny surprise bitch ( okay i added some of it myself ) .
duane .. why so angry man , i dont even know who she is , but fun to scold people la

duane .. say it with me . calm your rage ... SWERRRRR-LEEEEEEE

hahahahahahaha


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