from a noxious vile toxic wasteland

as you've probably guessed from the title , this blog entry is being typed on location in malaysia .

i woke up today at like fucking 9 15 and i was supposed to go for drama , but i was so fucking stoned and tired and sleepy from the night before i just totally couldnt get out of bed to go . So later on when i got up at like 12 plus , had lunch and fucking bummed around till about 3 when i went to meet ruiwen in town .Aaron was gonna pick us up from the causeway , that lazy mother fucker , didnt want to drive in and pick us up , so we fucking had to go all the way to Kranji and take 170 . FUCK . From orchard its at like the fucking other fucking end la . So decided to be like boon and be an expert at public transport and take a bus to balmoral and change to 170 from there . After waiting fucking hell long , the bus finally came. When we got on the fucking bus , OH MY FUCKING GOD !!! The bus smelled so fucking CHEEBYE bad la . It was like fucking walking into a room with rotting corpses and rotting shit and boon . The people taking the bus all seemed to be weirdos also . There was this crazy bitch old lady and her crazy bastard husband who had individual seats slightly apart from each other . They were fucking reminiscing their japanese occupation war time childhood by playing fucking musical chairs . They were changing seats with each other like every fucking time the bus stopped . Fuck you understand ! Sit the fuck down . The bus ride was so fucking agonizing , it was so long , and when we finally walked off the bus i could have fucking kissed a plant for oxygen . The smell was so fucking bad i think id lost my sense of smell .

As we walked from the customs checkpoint , we noticed just how fucking filthy dirty smelly and useless the place was , there were beggars and homeless people everywhere. All you people that fucking have a problem with the PAP , fuck you understand . Travel to malaysia and you'll seriously appreciate the PAP more . Malaysia is pretty much fucked . Fuck man , id rather give up some liberties and live in a fucking clean and propserous country rather than to still have limited liberties and live in a fucked up corrupted backward country . We really should be grateful and thankful for our government .

We drove around in aarons car and fooled around and did stupid things the whole night haha.
AARON TAM IS A FUCKING COCKHEAD I TELL YOU.
FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND AARON TAM .
i swear aaron either has no brains at all , or balls the size of coconuts .
He drove into a fucking cemetery , almost into a haunted abandoned fucking hell scary looking house , sped like a crazy fucker and basically tried to get us killed or possessed the whole night .
We went to this bar to watch soccer and SWEE , chelsea were losing 1-0 at halftime .By the way , FUCK BOLTON . Useless trailer trash monkey ass skanky whores , lost 5-1 in the end .
The bar was at the top of a shopping centre, and at the ground floor , there was a furniture exhibition . We stole a chair and put it into the staircase landing haha . The place was totally unguarded . So later on we came back and tried to steal a sofa to block the road in the carpark haha . Alex jumped onto a bed and the entire bed BROKE . HAHA ! Just as aaron and me were carrying the sofa the security guard came running shouting at us . We RAN all the way to the car . Alex was so nervous he knocked his car against the walls like 3 times HAHA . lucky for him it only hit the tyres.

Aaron then took us to some stretch of shops selling food and oddly motorcycle parts . And insead of stopping , he took us to a really isolated backalley right next to the jungle to look for trannys hahaha. Yeah , chicks with dicks and sluts with nuts , broads with rods . HAHA .

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AARON JUST SHOVED RUIWENS 50 BUCKS INTO HIS UNDERWEAR !!!!
The 2 faggot weaklings are high as hell after like 1 beer and slapping each others cocks rolling around the bed in their underwear . Ruiwen just "fired" the hairdryer at aarons balls and aaron said , EH MY SPERMS DYING LA !!!
ruiwen is sniffing aaron's pillow and bed , and asking if this is the same bed where aaron had sex and whether he cleaned it up after that . Aaron just said he masturbates on his bed and it dries up by morning .
Aaron just started humping ruiwen
fucking faggots
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anyway , we went to look for the trannys and we got a tranny surprise . hahahahahahha
there werent any trannys tonight.the religious police were raiding the area hahahaha.
tranny surprise indeed

fucking hell man
fucking aarons house is a mosquito plantation

shit im damn sleepy and too tired to write anymore .

more in a few days

swerly man