swerly man

i havent updated in a while
mostly because ive been a bum
lots of fun stuff HAS happened but i just havent had the energy or the soberity to blog about it
never you mind , im back now

okay lets start some time back

the day before my birthday
our "lets chiong coca with everyone of the troops" plan became a "lets chiong marina with a few troops" . Lets see , me , jj , marcus , bensong , haan , duane , timothy and fuck la i cant remember if anyone else came ..
anyway
we were like retards la . We were so fucking scared of the fire . We put like a mountain of butter on our grill and it ended up splattering all over us . And we were all screaming like girls . We were like cooking our food from like a foot away from the table , occasionally moving in to turn food around . fucking funny shit la
all the people around us were staring at us
then timothy finally realized the prawns on the table were still alive . hahahahah he was so fucking scared la hahahaahha . he lifted up the lid to take one prawn and it moved its leg and he SCREAMED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH . fucking funny
then those bastards jj haan and ben wanted to throw prawns at him and me . then they were throwing the prawns across the restaurant and we were blocking the prawns with chairs hahahahahahahaha . tim and me are fucking pussies i tell you . fucking funny la

sometime after that we went to play lan at far east . then at midnight those fuckers took off my tshirt and snapped a picture of my fucking pacman tattoo ... bastards .. then threw my t shirt around and made me run after it . fucking cocksuckers .. but thanks for it still guys : )

on my actual birthday itself , some of the brothers came over earlier to be interrogated by my father . My dad asked them stupid fucking questions like why i got retained and basically took great pleasure in making them all feel really uncomfortable .... but after that he was laughing and joking with all the fuckers . my party was quite fun i guess , lots of people that were important to me came so yeah that was good . After the party we all chionged to holland v to do absolutely nothing ... from there we went to jj's house and got drunk and fell asleep in his playroom LOL . I got some really awesome presents , thanks guys !

marcus /hoho- 1 litre bottle of vodka OMFG SWEEEEEEEEEEE ... my companion on lonely nights ( which is pretty much every night lol )
charm/eileen - THE COOLEST belt buckle i have EVER seen . It can spin , but no its not some nigga spinning kinda thing . its cool and its PUNK not HIPHOP .. THANKS SO MUCH GUYS !
kassandra - the coolest TRIBAL earrings ive ever seen ( hahaha see how language can distort ? ) , an awesome belt which ive been wearing everywhere , and this uber cool cap with a naked woman on it hahahahahahahahahahahahah
lester/adelyn - hahahahah this really cool pair of slippers which i like
jon/joy - a really funky belt to match my belt buckle and an even funkier fucking tie . hahaahaha , now i can go to thailand with my thai and be a thai-thai and get my thais massaged .HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jj - lots of alcohol and endless hours of amusement . thanks brother :)
weil/howie - my nonexistant WOW gamecard which has yet to arrive but at least they PLAN to buy it for me sometime soon :D
hanloong- a 200ml bottle of CK be :) thanks man !

and a TON more cool stuff , although this is the stuff i liked the most . The fact that all these really cool people came to spend the day with me was awesome enough :)

fucking nabei cheebye lanjiao bin hong gan !!!
i lost my new wallet la knn
fuck spider ! i was fucking careless la cb must have left it at the far east lan shop . Then the pui kia whos in love with jj must have picked it up to satisfy her cravings for becoming an even puier pui kia . hahahah this pui kia actually has a secret lust for JJ hahahah , she always flirts with him , and the other day she gave him an extra token lol ... looks like jj is into BBW hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahaha BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN .. actually no shes fat and fucking ugly .. FAT FUCKING UGLY MONSTER , FFUM . HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Ive been pretty bored and shit , so im going to go work soon . I start work tomorrow actually with divian and sugy . Fuck those 2 bastards are like so fucking muscular and strong and im a tiny fool compared to those 2 giant bastards lol . The job involves lots of industrial work and all la so hopefully i can manage woodworking and metal cutting and shit like that hahahahaha .
Need to fucking get more money to pay all the fuckers back money i owe them , and to get more TATTOOS hahaahahhaha . What the fuck else is money for . As i told everyone the other day .
apart from wanting to do well in school and all , all i want right now is the girl and a FUCKLOT more tattoos . That will keep me happy :)

although im not too happy now heh . no need to blog about it la knn . if you need to know you already would know why . if not diam diam and fuck off far far understand ?
hahaha kidding la but you probably wont want to know anyway _|_

swerly man

life has its ups and downs eh ?
as i write this my parents arent home yet and my good friend absolut is next to me haha
but i guess life is pretty fun too sometimes eh ?

swerly i need to start blogging about safaris and shit more , i need to start blogging about endangered species , i need to blog about BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON hahahahahahah

swerly man