the days of our lives

surely
fucking long havent blog properly mates
so here's like one of this quick recap episodes of life , like desperate housewives special .. the is limbeh's blog special ! sui


errr okay lets see

first was tim's birthday

wah that night was fucking fun man!!! we all got drunk and had lots of fun ! That fucker JJ cheebye kept mixing every bottle of mixer with alcohol , and by the end of the night there werent any normal drinks left .. fucker .. then that cheebye kiam siap fucker timhue .. order 8 pizzas and give the 10 guys 2 pizzas to eat .. WTF ... the other 6 pizzas one for charmaine and 5 for all the SKINNY GIRLS WTF .. fucking we ate the 2 pizzas so hungry still we went up and saw 4 left .. MOTHERFUCKER !! PICK GIRLS OVER BROTHERS NABEI !

Then that penis face lester put his face inside the 100plus bottle and peed inside so we could give it to herman's "brother" to drink AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
in the end TIM DRANK IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

then all drunk liao we went to play police and thief .. too bad ah leang/herman didnt come hahahahahahaha .. and john tan the policeman wasnt there too : (

we were hiding then cheebye the police came then SIAM LA MATA LAI LIAO !!!! Then marcus chin ran straight into a clothes hanger with 4 bamboo poles and crashed onto the floor

oh my fuck ..

dont worry girls hes not dead .. i came back to save him ... THEN CHEEBYE I GOT CAUGHT LA WTF !!!!!


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next event surely

marcus me and weiliang went to indochine to finish my martell ... then FUCKING HELL .. some gay guy kept staring at us .. at first we thought he wanted to fight or something .. then we realised staring at us only cause we're sososososososo sexy !!! then after that duane managed to elude his father's ( sauron) gaze and steal the car keys .. Jon chua then took his SPEED DEMON and we all went to drive around .. then fuck there were 6 people in duanes car when we went to fill petrol , a fucking police car was right there ! then they decided to drive out first and i volunteered to walk out and they pick me up so the police wouldnt realize !

BUT FUCK .. just as i was about to get in the car drove out and started chasing them ! I closed the door and just sat down on the ground and waited lol .. i went back and got some instant noodles and waited ... then FUCKING HELL DUNNO HOW THE FUCK ONE OF THE HOUSES THE GATE JUST SUDDENLY OPENED AND 4 dogs came running out and chased me !!! MOTHERFUCKERS !!! i just ran across the road then the dogs were too scared to cross hahahaha ... must be they saw how fearsome i was ahahahahhahha


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next event !

We went to JJ's house to drink .. we made a fucking dog damned god damned mess out of his playroom ..cigarettes and alcohol everywhere ... then jj burned a hole in the bottom of a plastic cup and gave the cup to hocjuan to drink ... THEN HE DIDNT SEE THE HOLE HE POURED SPRITE ALL OVER HIMSELF AND THE FLOOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAH DENAO MAN !

Then one of jj's fuckhead neighbours came down and complained cause we were too nosiy and the soothing sounds of TECHNO! were too much for him to handle ... so we decided to go to our zai tui ... WHITLEY LONGKANG ... we went there to drink somemore and fool around...
then us being the lamefucks we decided to go pee into the longkang ! Then we pulled down a tree and jj threw it into the longkang like a fucking javelin !!! WTF !!! Then we pulled down and even taller one .. taller than yaoming + tree beard + tim hue + marcus - ruiwen and we all took some gayfuck picture hahahahah

then after that dunno got too drunk to remember ...
surely more days of our lives to come and more entries to come soon !!

swerly haha