oh my

okay im really not having much to talk about these days . everyone already knows what idiots my friends , topics ( eg boon ? ) are . so heres just some random shite , dont take offense now anyone , after all , you did ask me to blog more :)


ok surely ive gotta start with duane , just too much fodder here .

duane has 2 brains . they are quite disproportionate in size , hence giving zangief a rather odd looking head shape . basically his brains look like this . .O

O side = the super human DEEP BLUE genius zoid that duane is , despite the fact that he was sexified by jiajun at the tender age of 14 and the fact thats hes been bullied by halfnuts like timothy , duane is still the fucking champion of studies . duane just owns . after getting like 7 as out of 8 papers , the fucker tells me , fuck la i did damn badly man ... this is the kind of shit that leads us to his other brain.

. side = duane is a moron . yes a fucking si king kong kia . hes fucking lame . hes fucking blur . and hes fucking FUNNY . he asks me how many balls he has ? he uses 2 completely opposite voices to speak one sentence ( a lions roar and a mouse's squeak ) , oh my duane , surely your walking entertainment , but dont worry duane im always the headlining walking entertainment hahahaha .


chetty chet chet . i saw him today . you know marcus is an idiot ? he failed his evaluation . and today he failed his basic theory . i guess not everyone can be as smart as me hahaha . he even got kicked out of the em3 driving class . wtf la marcus , how to drive like that . better stick to daytona , but that one also LIAO LIAO LIAO . marcus in keeping with his chinny ancestors is now growing hair on his chinny chin chin . LOL confirm im gonna tio liatz later .


apart from jiajuns appalingly disgustingly sick fuck habits , theres not really much to say . he tricks lester into listening to his secrets , when really hes just poisoning lester's mind . no really , he burps his poisonous noxious gas into lester's ear . OH MY A KICK TO THE HEAD ?
ive also realized why andrew likes jiajun so much , jiajun loves to flaunt what he has . i mean if youve got it why keep it for your grandmother only right ? i myself always show everyone my chiselled body with terror tattoos . jiajun likes to ZAO GENG OMFG !!! FUCK YOU JIAJUN YOU FUCKING HAUNT MY FUCKING DREAMS LIAO LIAO LIAO


lester = pinocchio . ever remember watching pinocchio . everytime the fucker told a lie , his nose grew longer . i bet you naughty kids wondered if there was a boy who's dick grew longer if he told a lie . WELL THERE IS . LESTER CHENG LANJIAO . OH MY . everytime lester tells a lie , his penis flares up and becomes bigger . sometimes when he tells really really big lies like JAESH IS HANDSOME ( im fucking handsome not just handsome la please ) or timothy is cool or ho cjuan is a good cook , it fucking becomes so huge that i took pictures of it and sent it to monstersofcock.com . OH MY. thats a whopper with sauce ? watch out when he sneezes !


luckily hocjuan has never come to visit me at Dragonfly. theres this song they play called horny .

IM HORNY . HORNY HORNY HORNY . you've probably heard your dad listening to it .

when they play this song , all the fucking lau cheebye aunties will start dancing like idiots and i swear i want to take the chivas bottle and smack them all till they die , its a bit like playing the gopher hitting game at the arcade , except here i want to kill the fucking lau aunties burning my eyes . ho cjuan would love such a song . damn you ho cjuan .



okay surely this is not an exhaustive list of how fucked up all of you are . and dont take offense , if you do then fuck you own pet spider ?

when you were young

You sit there in your tree house
Waiting on some beautiful boon to
To save you from your old ape-friend
You play forgiveness
Watch it now
HERE IT COMES !!!

He doesnt look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like an orang utan
Like you imagined
When you were young and dangerous

Can we climb this mountain
I think so , we're apes after all no ?
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let's take it easy , lepak only la
Easy now ,
Watch it go

We're burning down the jungle skyline
On the back of a noob
That started turning
When you were young...and hairless
When you were young...and hairless

And sometimes you close your eyes
And see the place where you used to live ,
the treehouse in chua chu kang

They say the devil's ( free ) water
It ain't so sweet
You dont have to drink right now ( only haan drinks at this point )
But you can dip your feet
Every once in a little while , just drink it at all ( again shades of haan ? )

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boon to
To save you from your old ah meng
You play forgiveness
Watch it now
Here he comes

He doesnt look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like an orang utan
Like you imagined
When you were young
(smells like rambutans)
(like you imagined)
When you were young

I said he doesnt look a thing like Jesus
He doesnt look a thing like Jesus
But more than you'll ever know



oh my . heard your mother tio raped by bears ? is it true ?